Rating: G? PG? I'm really bad at this.
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings (movieverse)/Discworld
Word Count: 100
Characters: Boromir and Death
The ghostly figure of Boromir looked down on what, until recently, had been his body and fumed. "He nicked my vambraces! I can't believe that thieving usurper just nicked my vambraces!" Boromir turned to a black-robed figure. "Can't he respect the dead?"
I BELIEVE THAT HE IS TRYING TO HONOUR YOUR MEMORY BY KEEPING SOMETHING THAT BELONGED TO YOU AS A CONSTANT REMINDER OF YOUR SACRIFICE. I THINK IT'S A VERY THOUGHTFUL GESTURE.
Boromir thought about this as the remnants of corporeal emotion vanished. He eventually seemed satisfied with the explanation and smiled. "So, when's the ale and glorious battle?"